Tuesday, June 10, 2008


Hayden Panettiere told this month’s Glamour UK that while growing up she made out with her friends to perfect her kissing technique.

“It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”

For the most part, I’m adamantly opposed to government surveillance programs, but in this case, it would be a good idea. Who knows? While Hayden and her friend are sucking each other’s uvulas out from the back of their throats, one of them could accidentally slip and fall and hurt themselves. Possibly even sprain an ankle. To me, this would be unacceptable as six strategically hidden video cameras streaming directly into my room could have led to a much quicker EMT response time.

Hayden also cut her hair short.

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